Only 14 hours til turkey day and the official commencement of the greatest American pasttime: eating to even greater excess than we already do.
Dr. Lala of the Scary Feminists from Hell, shared her secret turkey making recipe with us. I'm not allowed to divulge it or I'll end up shunned from the community. I can tell you, though, that she says the most important step in the turkey ritual is naming the bird. (She doesn't say why, exactly, so we're all just going on faith on this one.)
So far, Adriana over at What I Made for Dinner has named hers Taffy a la her ubercute son, Jasper.
Mary Ellen and her Michael, over in the Rio Grande Valley, have named theirs Lorena Gobblitt. I think they were also toying with Moniker Lewinsky.
I don't know what the rest of the Scary Fems are naming their birds, but as for me and my house, it's a dead heat between:
1. TomKat Suribird
2. Delay, Tom, Delay!
3. Guan-tom-a-no Bay Birdy
4. Mount Tomalpias
5. Thomasina Goebblestein
Taking all votes now!