Don't know if you caught this article in today's Washington Post. I confess: it made me laugh. (Which probably makes me a horrible person, but oh well.)
Lit Matches Prompt Emergency Landing
On the one hand, I feel bad for this poor woman.
On the other hand, having been subjected to a farting, drifting, drooling, snoring passenger on a return flight from L.A. this summer, I would have given real money for some matches and an air horn.