I don't know which is worse: Pat Robertson's ill-conceived revelations or the deification of Angelina Jolie.
Dear Lord, forget trouncing Patty Boy. Please, remove the curse of Brangelina from us. It's enough already. Amen.
UPDATE: I forgot to mention where I found this. It was in a Liz Kelly column in the Washington Post. Here's the link. The title of the piece is "Blessed Art Thou" and is painted by an artist named Kate Kertz.