Thursday, March 23, 2006

The Menstruation Monologues

Honestly, I never meant for my blog to have this many posts about the female menstrual cycle, but this was too funny not to pass along. I'm not saying it's true or factual and I haven't confirmed the possibility or even the actuality of its truthfulness or factualness. I'm just saying, it's funny.


"Women's Studies"

A study conducted by the University of California-Los Angeles' Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

4 comments:

ticklethepear said...

On a related note: Menstrual technologies required

I thought of you when I posted! Kisses!

verniciousknids said...

ROTFL

Gwen said...

Priceless!

janeannechovy said...
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