Today's news features a warning from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration about a recent outbreak of e.coli. Seems bagged spinach is the culprit.
Can you imagine the conversations around dinner tables tonight?
"See, Mom! I told you spinach is bad for me!"
And over at the Cartoon Network, folks are scrambling to rewrite the dialogue for Popeye. The last thing we need is for our fictional hero to be stuck in the loo with the runs at that critical moment when Olive Oyl needs saving from Brutus.
In other hilarious, but true news, a friend of mine had a death in the family this week. When she went to 800-flowers.com to order an arrangement for the funeral, the site asked her for the name of the deceased using a drop down menu. The options:
Who knew that was the new de rigueur in funeral protocol: order your own, baby!