Friday, December 30, 2005

Silly Jokes

I have a friend who has a propensity for silly jokes that are clean enough to tell kindergartners. Here are two particulary fun ones:

Q: What did one mushroom say to the other?
A: You're a fun guy.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Happy New Year, everyone!

3 comments:

Big Sky Girl said...

little kid jokes never get old.

Margo, darling said...

That fun guy joke is my new favorite joke ever. It might even replace my favorite not-quite-a-joke-just-an-annoying-phrase-I-like-to-repeat: fern, you're a frond.

Margo, darling said...

Oops. Can't even tell my own dumb joke: Fern, you're a GREAT frond. Duh.