Friday, December 30, 2005

Silly Jokes

I have a friend who has a propensity for silly jokes that are clean enough to tell kindergartners. Here are two particulary fun ones:

Q: What did one mushroom say to the other?
A: You're a fun guy.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Happy New Year, everyone!


Big Sky Girl said...

little kid jokes never get old.

Margo, darling said...

That fun guy joke is my new favorite joke ever. It might even replace my favorite not-quite-a-joke-just-an-annoying-phrase-I-like-to-repeat: fern, you're a frond.

Margo, darling said...

Oops. Can't even tell my own dumb joke: Fern, you're a GREAT frond. Duh.