Two jokes today. One I found over on Avert Your Eyes; the other, a friend told me.
Here's the first.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Here's the second one.
Two cannibals are eating soup. The one turns to the other and says, "Your wife sure makes a fine soup." To which the other replies, "Yes; 'tis a shame, though, because I'm really going to miss her."
And with that, I'll keep looking for a day job.