Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Cooking with Cannibals

Two jokes today. One I found over on Avert Your Eyes; the other, a friend told me.

Here's the first.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"


Ba-da-boom!


Here's the second one.

Two cannibals are eating soup. The one turns to the other and says, "Your wife sure makes a fine soup." To which the other replies, "Yes; 'tis a shame, though, because I'm really going to miss her."


And with that, I'll keep looking for a day job.

2 comments:

Sister Mary Lisa said...

These jokes are hilarious. Am I seriously the only one who liked both?

Oh, and LOVE "The Scream" by Munch.

JMK said...

SML: I thought they were both pretty funny myself. I like jokes that make me groan, as in, "Oooooooh. That is just too dumb to be funny, which is what makes it funny."

I have a couple more that I heard last night that I'll post today for everyone's continued amusement.