Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Cooking with Cannibals

Two jokes today. One I found over on Avert Your Eyes; the other, a friend told me.

Here's the first.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"


Here's the second one.

Two cannibals are eating soup. The one turns to the other and says, "Your wife sure makes a fine soup." To which the other replies, "Yes; 'tis a shame, though, because I'm really going to miss her."

And with that, I'll keep looking for a day job.


Sister Mary Lisa said...

These jokes are hilarious. Am I seriously the only one who liked both?

Oh, and LOVE "The Scream" by Munch.

JMK said...

SML: I thought they were both pretty funny myself. I like jokes that make me groan, as in, "Oooooooh. That is just too dumb to be funny, which is what makes it funny."

I have a couple more that I heard last night that I'll post today for everyone's continued amusement.