Two jokes today. One I found over on Avert Your Eyes; the other, a friend told me.Here's the first.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Ba-da-boom!
Here's the second one.
Two cannibals are eating soup. The one turns to the other and says, "Your wife sure makes a fine soup." To which the other replies, "Yes; 'tis a shame, though, because I'm really going to miss her."
And with that, I'll keep looking for a day job.
2 comments:
These jokes are hilarious. Am I seriously the only one who liked both?
Oh, and LOVE "The Scream" by Munch.
SML: I thought they were both pretty funny myself. I like jokes that make me groan, as in, "Oooooooh. That is just too dumb to be funny, which is what makes it funny."
I have a couple more that I heard last night that I'll post today for everyone's continued amusement.
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